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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:30:58 GMT -5
The sun was shining in the breathtaking land of Walterkin. In the meadow sat a small weasel with the face of an octopus, pleasently grazing with the cows. She didn't like a cheese and her father was the horse of a caroonist's pencil, but she could still tickle the arabian knights when she was bored.
"I am the prettiest pickle in all of South Africa," this little weasel exclaimed as she bashed in the the head of a pumpkin mouse that had been on its way to the opal forest of Galivan.
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:34:01 GMT -5
Along came the giant tree of Saphire love. He came on stilts along with the creature of the forest who could only be known as Sir Grumpy Gills. Sir Grumpy Kills sometimes threw children down water slides and prayed they would turn into crayons. He liked Crayons with all his heart and hoped to someday become one himself.
The Giant Tree Of Saphire Love saw the weasel with the octopus face.
"YOU ARE A PURPLE ONION. NO ONE WILL EVER EAT YOU!" The Giant Tree Of Saphire Love exclaimed as Sir Grumpy Gills laughed.
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:36:54 GMT -5
The weasel looked up, her octopus face gleaming in the darkness of the sunlight that wasn't shining over the hills yet since it was midnight. Instantly she cried tears of jello.
"That's not very nice!" She sobbed as Oliver RP'd with herself. "You should not drink pie on a saturday or you'll get fat and the Golden Gate Bridge will get cancer!"
She was incredibly heart by the Giant Tree Of Saphire Love's words. How could someone be so thoughtless.
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:41:32 GMT -5
"Don't tell me what I can and can not drink on a saturday!" Yelled the very angry Giant Tree Of Saphire Love. "I HOPE YOU TURN TO JELLO IN MY MOUTH!
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:44:01 GMT -5
The weasel with the octopus face continued to cry. Then suddenly without warning she turned into Bubbles from the power puff girls and using her mysterious powers of chemical X goodness, she turned the Giant Tree Of Saphire Love in a lollipop with rainbow turd spots.
The weasel with the octopus face laughed at what she had done. She was now a raging robot with the heart of an eel.
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Post by Tys on Jan 19, 2009 19:44:43 GMT -5
But then the beautiful butterfly emeraged from the Mello's penis. This was the most prettiest thing over seen in the world and ever known to the world. They were all happy to see this. So the people jumped in jollyful nakedness.
Until the gently angry Eyeball came. Now this eyeball was now an eyeball at all but was actually a cliff toe named Fruit Of The Loom or wanted to be a gaint eyeball but couldn't because it was against the lay 'cause the government sucks. So anyways, they all journied down to the Giant Tree Of Saphire Love and started to chop it down with chop sticks.
Luke smells like a coffee table.
This is a private RP between me and myself you fraud!
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:47:04 GMT -5
The Lollipop with turd spots twitched, unable to move. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?"
"Oh snap!" Cried Sir Grumpy Gills as he shoved the lollipop into his pants for safe keeping. "What am I to do with out my gay lover tree!? I shall have to love this stick that i found on the grond outside my house instead."
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 19:48:29 GMT -5
BOOOOMMMM
The world exploded.
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Post by Tys on Jan 19, 2009 19:52:09 GMT -5
YOU MEANIE HEAD!
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Post by PJ Sparkles on Jan 19, 2009 19:55:23 GMT -5
D:
YOU FORGOTTED ABOUT ME AND MY MAGICAL PENOR OF RAINBOWS
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Post by Tys on Jan 19, 2009 19:55:56 GMT -5
I DID NOT, MYSTEL!
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Post by PJ Sparkles on Jan 19, 2009 19:57:44 GMT -5
YUS, YOU DID'D. AND IMA NOT MYSTEL.
I BE PJ SPARKLES... TENTACLE MONSTER..... RAPE IS SOON
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Post by Oliver on Jan 19, 2009 20:01:06 GMT -5
AND THEN THE MAGICAL SOCK OF RABBIT HEADS ATE MYSTEL AND THE REI IMPOSTER WHO IS REALLY TYSON. THE END.
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Post by R.E.I. on Jan 19, 2009 21:35:23 GMT -5
;-; That was beautiful.
Imposters are not.
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