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Mar 12, 2007 18:26:59 GMT -5
Post by R.E.I. on Mar 12, 2007 18:26:59 GMT -5
Okay, so liek, best fanfic evar. Okay, so liek Cynyr was walking along a path with sugary gumdrops and spicy cheescake and little happy singing flowers when a crocodile came up and ate him. But this wasn't any crocodile this was the supermagicalicioussplendidgenderbendercroc. It left Cynyr in it's tummy for day, until it found Miku lost in the deep forst of one tree, and decided he was more yummy and threw Cynyr up. However, Cynyr was now a leete different. He now realised that he liked boys instaed of girls! So he skiped threw some flowers and stepped on all the fuzzy animals he could find until he was very hungry and ended up at Arby's. There he found a disgruntled, 1-eyed tadpole named Flo and the manager, who was wearing a green polo with a popped coloar. He looked up at the menu to oder something when he discovered that the manager's eyes were much more appealing. He then jumped over the counter and made out with the manager. The crocodile smiled happily form the doorway, muffled screams of stomach acid induced pain something from his tummy. His work here had been done. plz do not crit 'cause this is the best, tru 2 charrie stori evar.
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Mar 12, 2007 18:29:45 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Mar 12, 2007 18:29:45 GMT -5
LIEK OMG TATZ SSSOOO GUD! I WISH I CULD RITE THAT GUD!
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Mar 12, 2007 18:31:33 GMT -5
Post by R.E.I. on Mar 12, 2007 18:31:33 GMT -5
liek, u wuld nev4r b able to right that guld srry, it's th3 trooth
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Mar 12, 2007 18:32:02 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Mar 12, 2007 18:32:02 GMT -5
omg i liek no.
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Mar 12, 2007 22:24:40 GMT -5
Post by Carcinoma Angel on Mar 12, 2007 22:24:40 GMT -5
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Mar 15, 2007 16:37:11 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Mar 15, 2007 16:37:11 GMT -5
Bom, assim liek, or, corn evar fanfic melhor. Bom, conseqo ' or liek Cynyr entemente andou ao longo dos?contains D ' um?path OF you gumdrops OJ aij!car and or spicy and and happy pequeno o? ?and flower O Mas?is ngo give sings cheescake nenhum supermagicalicioussplendidgenderbendercroc dos???is. Mantem Cynyr and with barriga?day?has lost attached seu??Miku not forest nele do?profound, o?also?decided or and or delicacy and joga o?Cynyr. More o?in various Cynyr and him leete and. Ele?cares by a concept?, seu?boy happy instaed with mjnine! Assim his skiped faith jtape jogou?some colorj and in diagonal nele??all gives the case exceptionally maintenance fuzzy?thing do?and Arby-Mitgliedstaat ele dependent do?the on fruits. His, which achado do?did ngo?, 1 OJ olho nomeia Flo tadpole and that and do?the, uses principle coloar?popular do?ball do???color. Vegetable Olhou of o??oder dos?his O algo???principle olho mesmo, that, corn will atrai with pessoa. Saltou o??and confrontation entgo COM begins above dor, os?sends gastric C suco or cry slightly do?the. sorri??happily um?entrance the OJ configuration with the belly dos?his which it binds. Seus??is OJ trabalho terminaram. Crit postal code os?is gives cause a ngo melhor, stori transports the OJ the OJ tru to 2 evar
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Mar 15, 2007 20:21:49 GMT -5
Post by Carcinoma Angel on Mar 15, 2007 20:21:49 GMT -5
>.O...*implodes*
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Mar 15, 2007 20:30:09 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Mar 15, 2007 20:30:09 GMT -5
omg u dun liek my writn? ;.;
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Mar 15, 2007 20:48:16 GMT -5
Post by Mndlss Cltst #2 on Mar 15, 2007 20:48:16 GMT -5
once upon a time there was a guy named Cynyr. He grew old and fat and bald and he had grey hair. He also had a cactus for a pineapple and everytime he saw grilled cheese he had an erection, and he hated grilled cheeses because Kazuma made them and he was a master chef when it came to him making grilled cheese, even though he likes to burn down the the kitchen down cuz da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire. Also, whenever he had an erection, the cactus would get all prickly and it hurt him a lot and Rayne too when they decided to do the mattress chacha twice a week. He decided to dance to some old 70s disco one day and a guy thought he was the hottest dancer IN TEH WURLD >=D. Hoohah. So, anyways, Cynyr got a part in some music video by some guy, and the song by the some guy got onto DDR, and everytime I decide to play that 70s song on DDR, I get to see the hot, sexy, old, fat, balding, grey-haired Cynyr everybody knows and loves. The end. <33
PS. Cynyr and Rayne lived happily ever after with all their cactus-pineapple babies.
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Mar 17, 2007 14:03:04 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Mar 17, 2007 14:03:04 GMT -5
XXXDDD OMFG!
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Apr 3, 2007 19:26:24 GMT -5
Post by R.E.I. on Apr 3, 2007 19:26:24 GMT -5
oh jeez yu ppl rite so much buttr thun eye du. liek i yam uber soree
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Apr 5, 2007 11:47:48 GMT -5
Post by Oliver on Apr 5, 2007 11:47:48 GMT -5
Sheru was watching pinnochio in his home one night when Dannie walked in without a vagina. Sheru stuck his head in the microwave and tried to wash the dishes but it didn't wok so Alex came in and walked into a wall repeatedly until Sheru licked the stove and stuck his pineapple in it to bake at 360 degrees F. Dannie was unhappy but Sheru didn't care due to the fact that her cave had disapeared as she rode the roller coaster at Six Flags. Vash juggled squirming nipples in his sleep as Jenny sang to russian folk songs in the bathroom. She wasn't allowed in the shower because Jargon was masterbating within it. Jenny loved the scent of Jargon so she went to the nearest store and bought his name brand perfume. However, the scent seemed into the house and killed just about everyone inside. During the funeral, Ezra and Asha snuck off behind a grave stone to make Ezra's eel happy. Wren and Tristan were busy doing it behind Alex's coffin but they were so rough they shook the church and the ceiling fan fell untop of them. Mia on the other hand was posessed by the easter bunny and forced to burn the church down, cremating Sheru, Alex, Jenny, Danny and Vash's bodies along with Wren and Tristan and anyone who didn't manage to get out in time. The creature decided to bring everyone back to life but force them to be in animal bodys.
Sheru = Panda
Dannie = Donkey
Vash = Luke Skywalker (yesthatsananimal)
Tristan = starfish
Wren = Elephant (thatshouldbeaninterestingsightwhentheydoit)
Alex = Worm
Swiftfoot went fishing one day and accidentally used Alex as bait. He got eaten by a whale and Swiftfoot was unable to keep hold of th ewhale so she was pulled into th ewater and began an evolved into a goldeen. Kiri then wanted some fish so she jumped into the river but evolved into a snorlax and sunk to the bottom and drown. Then yugi shouted "MY LIVER'S ON FIRE" and thrust his pineapple into Ash's love port. They sailed away into the horizon and thus ended the civil war between the people of chucknorrisatemymomshair and the dogs of the south bagota. They all lived hornily ever after.
ohh myy godd. I really shouldn't be aloud to write these when i'm bored. o.o;;; sorry guys...
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Apr 5, 2007 19:19:29 GMT -5
Post by Tys on Apr 5, 2007 19:19:29 GMT -5
O.O *watches as all of the characteres mentioned of mine are plotting Twitchy's death*
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Apr 5, 2007 20:11:22 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Apr 5, 2007 20:11:22 GMT -5
OMFG AMBER!!! XXXXDDDD *dies*
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Feb 12, 2018 2:09:27 GMT -5
Post by Shikaru on Feb 12, 2018 2:09:27 GMT -5
These are certainly all things that occurred.
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