|
Post by Oliver on Dec 27, 2006 11:23:14 GMT -5
>.>; Oliver made a thread for zee drabble things from This Place.. muha. *runs from her characters before they kill her* Rayne: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Oliver: ^^; *running* The Battle For The Cork ScrewIn the bed, Rayne thrusted her cork screw. She had been busy with the cork screw for hours and now wanted nothing more than a graceful cuddle or a round massage from her lover Jargon. She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her heavy Jargon appeared at the door, grinning gently. "Put down the cork screw," Jargon said heartily. "Unless you want me to thrust that cork screw on your lips." Rayne put down the cork screw. She was rambunxious. She had never seen Jargon so hard before and it made her steamy.Jargon picked up the cork screw, then withdrew a teapot from his nipple. "Don't be so rambunxious," Jargon said with a hard grimace. "A muskrat bit my pineapple this morning, and everything became hot. Now with this cork screw and this teapot I can heartily rule the world!" Rayne clutched her loud pineapple greatfully. This was her lover, her heavy Jargon, now staring at her with a hard nipple. "Fight it!" Rayne shouted. "The muskrat just wants the cork screw for his own heavy devices! He doesn't love you, not the graceful way I do!" Rayne could see Jargon trembling greatfully. Rayne reached out her lips and touched Jargon's nipple heartily. She was heavy, so heavy, but she knew only her loud love for Jargon would break the muskrat's spell. Sure enough, Jargon dropped the cork screw with a thunk. "Oh, Rayne," he squealed. "I'm so graceful, can you ever forgive me?" But Rayne had already moved in the bed. Like a one legged indian in an ass kicking contest, she pressed her lips into Jargon's nipple. And as they fell together in a hot fit of love, the cork screw lay on the floor, steamy and forgotten. XDD *beat to death by Rayne*
|
|
|
Post by Tys on Dec 27, 2006 13:08:02 GMT -5
XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that's the same formet as the one that I tried with Ezra and Suzaku
O.O *just realizes that both Suzaku and Bracer are still dead in my mind*
>.> *runs from Sheru and Dannie and possibly Asha*
Dannie: >< why the hell do you make these things dirty!?
Tyson: >.> maybe that is how you two met~
Sheru: ><!!! you know how we met! and it didn't involve me gigggling!!!
The Grasshopper Princess
Sheru was walking through a gaint meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a small little grasshopper lying under a tree.
Sheru skipped over to see the dear thing and was emo to find that she was hurt! A whip had pierced her hard little bone and she whimpered smexy with the pain.
"My numb little friend," Sheru said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the whip, as formly as he could. The grasshopper cried out and Sheru's heart ached, it was like the sky was falling all over again. "You'll be all right," Sheru whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Dannie and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Dannie up in his arms, Sheru carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Sheru nursed Dannie, cleaning her bone and feeding her Leather strip-brand grasshopper chow.
On the eighth night, Dannie climbed into bed with Sheru. She burrowed under the covers and feverishly pushed Sheru's fingernail. It made Sheru giggle and he cuddled close to Dannie, stroking her kidney and singing shinely to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Sheru hurried home so he could curl up with Dannie. It gave him a lust feeling whenever Dannie pushed his fingernail.
Then one night, Dannie looked up at Sheru and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a strong princess."
Sheru screamed crispy, he was so surprised. How could a grasshopper talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Dannie said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Sheru said and kissed Dannie on her kidney. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a strong princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Dannie," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Sheru said.
"See?" Dannie said and showed Sheru the scar from the whip on her bone. Then she kissed Sheru and they tumbled under the sheets and did a lot of very rough things, some of them involving a tender Asha's cave.
"I love you," Dannie said when they were done. Sheru clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Dannie had stashed away.
And if Dannie didn't know about Sheru's visits to the grasshopper sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
|
|
|
Post by Shikaru on Dec 27, 2006 16:14:58 GMT -5
This is the same format as Tyson's...but...oh well >.>
The Fox Prince
Shikaru was walking through a splendid meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied an elephantastic little fox lying under a tree.
Shikaru skipped over to see the dear thing and was grimy to find that he was hurt! A headphones had pierced his shiny little shin and he whimpered stinkily with the pain.
"My horny little friend," Shikaru said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the headphones, as shovingly as she could. The fox cried out and Shikaru's heart ached, Like an emo ducky flying through the sky, satanic butterflies tearing at it's soul. "You'll be all right," Shikaru whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you QT and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping QT up in her arms, Shikaru carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Shikaru nursed QT, cleaning his shin and feeding him Telephone-brand fox chow.
On the eighth night, QT climbed into bed with Shikaru. He burrowed under the covers and adventurously slept Shikaru's neck. It made Shikaru giggle and she cuddled close to QT, stroking his elbow and singing ogasmicly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Shikaru hurried home so she could curl up with QT. It gave her a smexy feeling whenever QT slept her neck.
Then one night, QT looked up at Shikaru and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hardened prince."
Shikaru screamed hampsterily, she was so surprised. How could a fox talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," QT said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Shikaru said and kissed QT on his elbow. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hardened prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince QT," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Shikaru said.
"See?" QT said and showed Shikaru the scar from the headphones on his shin. Then he kissed Shikaru and they tumbled in a box and did a lot of very pretty things, some of them involving a smelly soda can.
"I love you," QT said when they were done. Shikaru clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure QT had stashed away.
And if QT didn't know about Shikaru's visits to the fox sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
This one makes me laugh XD:
A Shiny Day To Smack
Shikaru stepped stinkily out into the smelly sunshine, and admired QT's shin. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a splendid sight."
QT climbed off the headphones and walked hampsterily across the grass to greet his lover. Shikaru patted QT on the elbow and then tried to smack him adventurously, but without success.
"That's all right," QT said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not horny," Shikaru. "Not as horny as the time we slept in a box."
QT nodded ogasmicly. "We were elephantastic back in those days."
"Our necks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Shikaru said. "Everything seems pretty and smexy when you're young."
"Of course," QT said. "But now we're grimy, we can still have fun. If we go about it shovingly."
"Shovingly?" Shikaru said . "But how?"
"With this," QT said and held out a hardened telephone. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to smack."
Shikaru swallowed the telephone at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to smack shovingly. They slept Like an emo ducky flying through the sky, satanic butterflies tearing at it's soul. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
This is amazing too X3' :
I'm Dreaming Of A Fruitylicious Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Cynyr sat lustfully in a can!, sipping serious eggnog.
He looked at the sticky hula hoop hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Rayne had hung it there, just before they looked at each other highly and then fell into each other's arms and snorked each other's tongue.
If only I hadn't been so textured, Cynyr thought, pouring a orange amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Rayne might not have got so special and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Grrrrreat! tear and held his pineapple in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a periwinkle voice lifted readily up in song.
I'm dreaming of a fruitylicious Christmas
Just like a giant tick with herpes
Cynyr ran to the door. It was Rayne, looking original all over with snow.
"I missed you quickly," Rayne said. "And I wanted to suck your tongue again."
Cynyr hugged Rayne and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Rayne said.
"I think so too," Cynyr said and they snorked each other's tongue until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted platypus fingernail and lived largely until Cynyr got drunk again.
O.M.G.:
To Largely Suck
Cynyr and Rayne were celebrating an orange Valentine's Day together. Cynyr had cooked an original dinner and they ate in a can! by candlelight.
"My darling," Rayne said, stroking Cynyr's fingernail, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Cynyr. "It is but a fruitylicious token of my textured love."
Cynyr opened the box. Inside was a sticky hula hoop! He gazed at it highly. Then he gazed at Rayne highly. "It's Grrrrreat!," Cynyr said. "Come here and let me suck you."
Just then, a serious crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a giant tick with herpes. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a special voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Rayne read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other readily as the crone cackled some more. Cynyr's tongue began to tremble. Then Rayne shrugged, pulled out a hairbrush, and hit the crone on her pineapple. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Cynyr said and kissed Rayne quickly. "This is a periwinkle Valentine's Day!"
They lustfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they snorked each other all night long.
This uses a new metaphor >.> That's amazing.:
1000 Nintendo DS Charmanders
Thorn paced torturingly back and forth. Delicious dread filled his heart. Limetsu should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my lovely love, Thorn thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Limetsu had been taken hostage by Evil Tooth, a supervillain who had the city in a state of sexy terror. Thorn fainted dead away, like a giant monkey dancing the hula with micheal jackson while sucking on a banana named Mary Joe Francis who's sister has a giant mole on her foot.
When he came to, there was a bump on his belly button and the delicious dread had returned. "Limetsu, my greasy honey bunny," he cried out roughly. "What is Evil Tooth doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing slowly as he rubbed him in the scalp.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Thorn remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 Nintendo DS Charmanders, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Thorn ordered in a supply of Nintendo DS and set to work, folding Charmanders until his belly button was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Charmander when Limetsu walked in the front door.
"Limetsu!" Thorn screamed and threw himself into Limetsu's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Nintendo DS Charmanders and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in a tree. He kissed Limetsu gently on the scalp.
"Actually," Limetsu said, pulling away quickly, "I was rescued by the Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious Picture Frame. He's a new superhero in town." Limetsu sighed. "And he's really beautiful."
The delicious dread came back. "But you're elegant to be back here with me, right?"
Limetsu checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious Picture Frame for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay shiny, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Thorn choked back a sob and started folding another Charmander. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
XXXXDDD *dies*:
Urgently Tripping
Hyo tripped along hungerly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Rei, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Cheetah hopping along, carrying a lamp post in its mouth.
Hyo was almost in a box with a fox named sox when he came across a steamy cake, lying alone on a hot plate. "That must be a treat from my bright bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked wet, so he ate it.
It gave him the most electric tingling sensation in his heel. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Rei.
When Rei came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Hyo cried huskily.
"Your mustache! And your pineapple!" Rei said. "They're big! Can't you feel it?"
Hyo felt his mustache and his pineapple. They were indeed quite big. "Oh, no!" Hyo said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that steamy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Rei said. "I got you a microwave. It must have been that hard man who lives nearby. He acts a little sweetly, ever since he watered a steering wheel."
*mauled to death by Thorn, Limetsu, Hyo, and Rei*
|
|
|
Post by Oliver on Dec 28, 2006 16:26:09 GMT -5
The Flashy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Ezra and Asha went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Ezra hit Asha in her shoulder with a big hard iceball. It hurt a lot, but Ezra kissed it softly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really hot snow man!" Ezra said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Asha said. "That would be more sharp and politically correct."
"I know," Ezra said. "We can make a snow ardvark. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up wildly and made a steamy snow ardvark. Ezra put on a Danish Cookie for the pineapple. The ardvark was almost as big as Asha.
"It looks prickly," Ezra said happily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Asha said and held up a feathery toaster. "I found this under the sheets." She put the toaster onto the ardvark's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the ardvark, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a one legged indian in an ass kicking contest.
Asha screamed forcefully and ran but the snow ardvark chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow ardvark stroked her quietly.
"Nobody does that to my little Blue Microwave," Ezra screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow ardvark through the nipple. It fell down and Ezra kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Asha said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The toaster lay in the yard until a pungent child picked it up and took it home.
XDDD You go Ezra! Way to stab that ardvark in the nipple!
Aww.. ._. Now i just got one where Ezra died. Asha jest went Emo. ;-;
|
|
|
Post by Tys on Apr 26, 2007 12:24:23 GMT -5
A Dark Occurrence
Ezra paced up and down, jiggling his pineapple. His very good friend, Mary Sue Cake, had arranged to meet him here on a rough bed. "I have something crimson to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Cake was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ezra expected to see her bounce up, her bright hair streaming behind her and her huge eyes aglow.
Ezra heard footsteps, but they seemed rather green for a delicate and thick girl like Mary Sue Cake, whose tread was smooth. He turned around and found Asha staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Asha said lovingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Ezra had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so hairy. "Mary Sue Cake asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Asha, his eye began to throb bloodly.
"Oh," Asha said, juicey. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Ezra said and caught Asha by her nose. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Asha said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like an indain dancing around a midevil fire chanting about apes and apples.
From behind a pineapple, Mary Sue Cake watched with an evil light in her deep eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ezra/Asha". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the fox from extinction.
To Hairy Do
Ezra and Asha were celebrating a smooth Valentine's Day together. Ezra had cooked a huge dinner and they ate on a rough bed by candlelight.
"My darling," Asha said, stroking Ezra's nose, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Ezra. "It is but a deep token of my thick love."
Ezra opened the box. Inside was a crimson cave! He gazed at it juicey. Then he gazed at Asha juicey. "It's dark," Ezra said. "Come here and let me do you."
Just then, a bright crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like an indain dancing around a midevil fire chanting about apes and apples. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a green voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Asha read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other bloodly as the crone cackled some more. Ezra's eye began to tremble. Then Asha shrugged, pulled out a cake, and hit the crone on her pineapple. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ezra said and kissed Asha lovingly. "This is an evil Valentine's Day!"
They icey burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they licked each other all night long.
|
|
|
Post by Oliver on Apr 26, 2007 12:37:28 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDD lmfao!
They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like an indain dancing around a midevil fire chanting about apes and apples.
|
|